Sunday, January 13, 2013

Humphrey's Blog-Pitch Half Hour sponsored by Anusol

So, blog-reading legends, I thought that maybe today, while I am still trying to get a grip on this blog and what it is, I would offer up some different types of specific blog I could write and see what people liked the sound of. So:


TANKY-PANKY:

I post pictures of sexy tanks and what-have-you. Probably the odd armoured personnel carrier or even a Kettenkrad. Perhaps from time to time I will photoshop tanks to make it look like they are having sex with each other to justify the rhyme-heavy title.  

THE HOLLYFOOD REPORTER:

I post pictures of baked goods that look slightly like Hollywood celebrities. E.G. Flan Hathaway. To be honest it probably won't get better than Flan Hathaway. Perhaps we should give this a swerve.

FUNNY-SHAPED FOOTBALLERS

I post pictures of footballers that have grown into rude shapes like a willy or a bum or something. I will probably just curate this cause I reckon a shit heap of these will get sent in.


JUSTIN BIEBER COCKSHOT HQ

Pretty self-explanatory.


Ker out. 


  

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