Well. Into day two of the great blog experiment. By the time you, the great unwashed, get to read this, it will have already been seen by a huge number of JUSTIN BIEBER fans driven here by my clever marketing ploys. At this particular moment in time, however, I have yet to reveal the existence of this piece of cyber-masturbation to anyone, so it chugs away in its own little corner of the internet unseen by all save mighty Cthulhu and the CIA INTERNET POLICE.
Already I feel the crushing weight of self-doubt raining down upon my head and no one has even had the common decency to call me a faggot or anything in the comments section of a post about the English Civil War. But I am determined. I am strong. I love the English Civil War. If anybody wants to hate crime me then go ahead. NOBODY STOPS THE JUGGERNAUT*
Fuck it. I am going to tell people about this blog. That will make it real.
*I am aiming to make this catch on.